40+ Memes To Distract From The Pain Of Reality

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    Font - Simon Holland O @simoncholland Me: exhausted and 15 seconds from falling asleep My wife: Would you stay with me if we woke up tomorrow and my arms and legs were gone?
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    Bird - Let's make some proteins ! AUGAGUGAA The code is GUAAUUAGUUG GAUUAGUGA
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    World - Gracie Hoos @cottoncandaddy [shoving glitter glue and felt pens back into my bag, visibly upset] ok look all I'm saying is maybe you guys shouldn't have called it a 'craft brewery' because people are gonna get the wrong idea and lemme tell you Karen this has been a big let down 8:27 PM · 12 Dec 17
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    Plant - Me seeing you smile Me seeing you smile Me seeing you smile
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    Font - Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett There are approximately 45 seconds between "I'll make us an omelet" and "We're having scrambled eggs."
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    Forehead - My husband and I having a stare off over who deserves to be more tired Not The Worst Mom
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    Footwear - When you see a pair of shoes that you love but u can't afford them
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    Organism - Lady of Barovia @LadyAhiru "I'll DM you," I said. You sit patiently, expecting a private message at any moment. There's a knock at your door. It's me, dressed in a surprisingly well made wizard robe, arms full of books and dice. "Roll for initiative." I utter.
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    Forehead - When you're trying to grab those feetsies And you finally get 'em How TOBeADad DAD
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    Dog - "describe your ideal work environment" 30
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    Building - We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
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    Font - Them: What's the first thing you notice when someone tries to approach you? Me: The audacity.
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    Hair - Hemoglobin Carbon Monoxide Oxygen
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    Rectangle - Nobody: My brain randomly at 3AM: Searching for problems...
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    Plant - Me: Give your new ball to the cashier right now. She has to scan it. My two year old:
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    Organism - mr-rabbity E clestroying Source:totallymorgan New Study Shows People With Panic Disorders Respond Poorly To Being Locked In Underwater Elevators 07.11.11 always-kira-lee: Who knew
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    Automotive parking light - luvurselflol17 2 celestial-keyblade-meister capnquirkl: supremesaltine: live footage from ouran academy "sorry I was late sir, I had to wipe the anime off my car this morning." Source: supremesaltine 196,697 notes
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    Dog - When someone has explained something to u 7 times and u still don't get it and u hope they forgive how stupid u are
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    White - When the server comes to the table while ur chomping on ur food n asks if everything's ok and u just like "isssggoo"
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    Rectangle - BE THE PERSON YOUR DOG THINKS YOU ARE
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    Forehead - Literally anyone: Hey, can I ask you something? Me: @thedryginger [ inner panic attack]
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    Dog - Bad goats. Ross Freedman May 19 at 10:13 AM Bad goats who won't stop headbutting have to wear pool noodles.
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    Photograph - Chonk Yeah Goblin Floof Normal Naked
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    Font - Kyle Brownlee @_kylebrownlee NTAMA how are unicorns fake but giraffes are real like what's more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard- moose-camel with a 40 foot neck 7/14/18, 9:40 AM
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    Map - DANGER PRESENTED BY OHIO You are in Ohio Invasion at any time You are not safe Time enough to hug your loved ones llusion of safety me irl
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    Purple - Pick up the book closet to you, Go to page 206. The first sentence explains your love life. 206 HARRY POTTER Even the Hogwarts ghosts avoid it,' saic
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    Product - No reason to open this one WHAT TO EXPECT XT HE 1ODDEERAAEARS omprehens Surng guide a ins everythng Pents ed to know out Hhe seeand and third ears of their chid's life Tllettearning, ntums, sloeping and feedag prob- ns, setting up oav grotip, ecting preshada beep- inyor child's soling er and ng for Pi spott needs. lat ons m enthooc ealing a Primer che Be Toddler biLa Aid EL RG, tS.N o Expect pecting and e Fast Year GREEN, Ird oica @bighfivoo
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    Font - ME: I think it's time I get my life in order. MORGAN FREEMAN: But she would not get her life in order. In fact, she got drunk that night and fought a raccoon.
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    Cat - Kittens and their matching bunnies
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    Outerwear - Getting up to use the toilet Me Im going to the bathroom alone My Toddler Of course you are, and I'm coming with you
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    Sky - LEFT EXIT 12 Making a simple dessert, executing the Using the ice cream maker basket ingredients well EASE ST REITW Chopped contestant
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    Rectangle - Planning your next wine tour made easy КТCHEN 8 X 10 MASTER BEDROOM 12 X 13' AC "CLOSET LIVING/DINING ROOM BEDROOM 10'4 X 11 14 X 20 CLOS SGD PATIO or BALCONY 5x8 STOAG
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    Jaw - @pjmijkie me: when were you born? 13 year old: 2007 me: omg and you can walk already???
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    Bottle - "baby, I swear, I've changed" *the change* @tinder on_da_rock Depsi CLAS
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    Vertebrate - All my personalities waiting patiently for me to decide who will be running the show today.
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    Font - Jennifer Lee Rossman [spooky pun... @JenLRossman Do you ever feel like your body's "check engine" light has been on and you're still driving it like "nah, it'll be fine"?
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    Nose - waking up on Sunday morning realizing I only have 15 hours left to do nothing
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    Footwear - When that $1400 stimmy check hits and you can finally afford new drip @raddad
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    Organism - genie: you have three wishes me: nightvision goggles genie: dope me: the only pair on the planet genie: many people will be affected me: now kill the sun genie: dude
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    Hair - Adulting: When they ringing up your groceries and you're just in line looking at the price increase like..$13.46*Beep*$26.67*BEEP* $43.45*BEEP*$89.23*BEEP*$134.55*BEEP*..
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    Human - DID YOU KNOW? Studies have suggested that gifted people often have a bad handwriting because their brains are working faster than their hands. Me who can't read my own handwriting Maybe I am Gifted made with mematic
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    Cartoon - lets get this bread i guess
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    Rectangle - aismallard @aismallard the story telling in this graph is great Jenga sales in the continental United States 400 350 300 250 200 150 100 50 1990 1992 1994 1996 1998 2000 2002 2004 2006 2008 2010 Year Count (thousands)
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    Rectangle - i'm an over thinker so if you don't give me an answer i'll come up with one
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    Product - Things I Should Be Doing • so many Things I Am Not Currently Doing • any of that
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    Forehead - When you 'fake sleep' to get your toddler to go down, and then wake up 2 hours later @bumpbabyandyou

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